Why The Beach Is Overrated

The beach, a popular place to go, many things to do, but I think its overrated! Many people go there every day, and have a fun time! But I don’t I think the beach is dumb, boring and annoying! There are some beaches which I would love to go to, but most are boring, very very boring! I will explain why I hate the beach, and hopefully convince you to agree.
The Actual Sand
On the outside of the beach it can be quite nice, looking at the lovely views and having a chill time. But the actual sand on the beach is DISGUSTING, there’s tiny prickly rocks inside the sand that hurt you toes! Very wet and squishy, just grosses me out, you may say “just wear shoes” but NO! If you wear shoes there will be about 12 gigatons of sand sticks in your shoes. Even if you get rid of the sand a week later you’ll be finding sand everywhere, and I mean EVERYWHERE!
Ice Cream Shop Always Closed
There is nothing else to do beside walk and talk, I don’t understand, the ice cream shop for the beach is always closed! You may think it’s because of Covid but it’s not! Half the time the ice cream shop is always closed! I’ve been to other beaches and the ice cream shops have usually been closed. Why? “iTs tO0 cOLd f0R Ic3 cR3aM”. I don’t care! What if I want ice cream when it’s winter! Huh? I need ice cream at winter time! You may agree with the ice cream shop with closing at winter time, because “iTs bAD fOr prOFitS” I don’t care! Lemme buy some ice cream at winter time. Many people say to “bUY iCE cReAM fRoM tHE SHop”. But ice cream from the beach is amazing!!! Normal ice cream is boring. #IceCreamAtWinter!
Too Crowded
Every beach I go too I notice that it’s too crowded! Like come on, who would fight for a spot in the sun at the beach? Seriously? Too many people, too many dogs! Please don’t be that guy who is taking up a whole acre of land on the beach